Review: The Mechanic

The Mechanic is a fun hitman in training film that features a solid relationship between its leads, good action beats, and tight filmmaking that doesn’t really waste a minute.

Arthur Bishop is the man.  Working for a covert government(?) agency, Bishop is tasked with the hardest of the hits that come across their plate and most of the time he has to make things look natural.  Hit after hit goes off without a hitch, but when he is asked to take out his mentor/contact with the agency, Harry McKenna, for being a mole, Arthur, is put into a very tight spot.  Bishop respectfully completes his task, but when McKenna’s son, Steve, comes to Bishop to learn his ways Bishop reluctantly decides to take him up on the request.  The two train and carry out a couple of hits along the way before the South African conspiracy that brought down Harry rears its ugly head again.

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Review: Conviction

Conviction takes a fairly remarkable true story and makes it incredibly bland and familiar, only shining when Sam Rockwell strolls onto the screen.

The story follows Betty Anne Waters, a small town girl who has a strong bond with her brother, Kenny.  Kenny has been in trouble with the law time and time again and when an old women ends up murdered in their town the finger falls on him.  After seemingly getting around the charge a line up of character witnesses suddenly appear proclaiming Kenny has often bragged of the murders over the passing couple of years and Kenny finds himself behind bars.  Betty Anne, believing profusely in her brother’s innocence, sets down a path to try and get his name cleared and the journey will take her places she never thought possible for herself.

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Rental Review – The Last House on the Left (Unrated Edition)

The Last House on the Left is a gratuitous (both nudity and violence wise), brutal look at what people are willing to do to those who harm their family, and unfortunately, takes this revenge plot a bit too far.

During the summer, Mari Collingwood (Sara Paxton) and her family decide to vacation at their lake house. Shortly after, Mari and her friend Paige (Martha Maclsaac) are kidnapped by a psychotic family and eventually taken to the woods to die. After being raped (which was filmed rather inappropriately in my opinion), Mari attempts one last time to escape by swimming away. However, she doesn’t make it far before she is shot in the back and left to die in the water.   [Read more...]