Now Playing Review – Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Whether you’re a fan of Transformers or Michael Bay, there is a strong likelihood that Transformers: A Tribute to Michael Bay will not disappoint you.  However, if you are a fan of quality film making, then maybe it’s time to finally skip out on the Transformers series.

Okay, so most of you probably know that the title I gave in the intro isn’t really the name of the movie, but more on that later.  Transformers: Dark of the Moon takes us back to the Apollo 11 moon landing, and as films sometimes do it tells a story that doesn’t quite stick to the history book version.  Don’t worry, the Transformers don’t go kill Hitler or anything (yes I do realize Apollo 11 happened after WWII, but I am more than willing to go out of my way to reference Inglourious Basterds).  Anyway, during the war on the alien planet Cybertron, home of the transformers, an escaping Autobot ship crashes into the Earth’s moon, spurring the space race on.  Long story short decades pass, digging up the secrets buried surrounding the US trip to the moon. [Read more...]

Review: Unstoppable

Tony Scott’s latest, Unstoppable, is a straight forward suspense action thriller that fails to ever live up to the intensity it hopes to create.

The plot is simple; a runaway, unmanned, train is barreling through Pennsylvania carrying explosive materials.  It must be stopped before it hits an elevated turn in the middle of a highly populated town and two rail employees, one at the edge of the retirement the other just starting his career, decide to go after it and attempt to bring it too a stop.  What follows is a series of events meant to build suspense and danger but the results fall flat.

The film’s pace is relentless and the film takes place more or less in real time.  The movie starts and doesn’t waste a moment getting the train on the run but for all the supposed high suspense this film is supposed to have there are literally only three quick instances of suspense to be had in the picture.  Three, that’s it, and obviously you know how every one of these is going to end before they even happen as well.  Outside of these brief moments as we lead up the finale we are left to endure endless rotating shots of Denzel Washington and Chris Pine in their train cab.   [Read more...]

Now Playing Review – Unstoppable

An unmanned train carrying hazardous materials is barreling down a stretch of track at 70 miles/hour that eventually passes through populated areas.  A second train is also on this track traveling in the opposite direction towards it.  If the second train is traveling at 40 miles/hour, how soon will the impending collision occur?

Okay, so technically the variables of this word problem don’t completely match the plot of Unstoppable, but when it comes down to it the film does play out like a high quality dramatization of a high school physics problem.  There are trains moving towards each other, trains following each other, helicopters flaunting their velocity, and other crazy antics with the hope of bringing this train to a stop.  Basically the list goes on and on.  Luckily for us this makes all the variations of this physics problem much more exciting than I remember, and this is coming from someone who actually enjoyed that class. [Read more...]